Friday, December 22, 2023

Remember ''Christmas With The Kranks?''? : Now It's ''Christmas In The Tanks!''

   Merry Christmas from the White House and our president wishing us all good luck and a good night or I don't know, it's something like that, right? 

How are you doing so far today honey, are your pants full yet?''

''I'm hungry again, when's lunch or whatever - - ice cream would be good to- - - Say, who are all these people, Jill? Are you Jill, you look familiar somehow - - - I don't know - - .

''They're some of the little people from around the county here to wish you Merry Christmas, remember?''

ZZZZZ!


Ol' Joe slides out of bed just long enough to explain
how he will spend the Christmas Holiday, he will- -
 -- - - - -  well I don't know - - - - I guess I'm still tired
from - - - -Jill, what happen yesterday with those people
 - - - was that bad?'' 

   ''It's okay honey, that was last week! But go back to bed,
everything will be okay, your friends are here to
take care of everything. Don't forget to take your Sippy Cup
with you so don't dream those horrible dreams again
about being all alone in your nasty office and that smelly thing
you did in your pants!''

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