Yeah, the media is all abuzz over his new shoes, but the real problem is much bigger than a nasty fall on his face, it's his mouth that says stupid off script things causing trouble for the acceptable narrative.
Joe's dance for the public has been a ''hit and miss'' situation lately for convincing the general voting public he really isn't just a figure of someone's immigration but a real person who needs love and adoration to function properly.
Still, when Joe's handlers find some of the strings that are attached to his brain begin to fray along the edges, Joe mouth says things that are not scripted and therefore a problem for the collective in general which are unacceptably problematic.
Therefore, Joe must be punished! Joe has to apologize for his mistakes, not the guy pulling on the strings or maintaining good order of the equipment, oh no, it just Ol' Joe that slipped up talking to a monster in the crowd that told him what to do and say. (The handlers were amazed that Joe could be so easily derailed and go off script?)
My goodness! Even the newest and best equipment that people use today to control the actions of a brain dead manakin can and do fail on occasion to deliver the proper responses.
It's okay, all is forgiven! |
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