He knew from the beginning he would be successful in his efforts to convince the general public he was here to save the nation. He also knew that first he had to put the nation at ease, no masks are necessary to stay safe, and then once he had the population looking the other way, he dripped the bomb shell, ''It's worse than WE thought so mask up and go home until I say it's safe to come out!
Everyone ran for cover!!
Even Pelosi went to China Town telling everyone not to worry, this bug is no big deal. (Why did she go to China Town? Strange! Is that in her district?)
Anyway, from then on it was a piece of cake to drive the nation into near default warnings we could see million dead overnight if everyone doesn't follow his instructions. And after months, not days of lockdowns, making everyone drop to their collective knees begging The Fau Ci to give the word it was safe to come out and feel the sunshine on their faces.
Thank God for The Fau Ci! He did such a good job of saving us all from the Chinese pandemic!
America was changed forever!
He sold us a bill of goods that was just as good as his word that it was the real deal. Trust me! I am Science! |
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