Irish Cop On The Meaning of Words : The Instruction Was Significant!

Words mean things and when they are  interpreted them differently, the meaning has an effect on the results and can be consequentially detrimental to ones personal autonomy!

I like this one as it demonstrates the difference between being smart and being intelligent!

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Elderly Irish cop.
He thinks that he is smarter than the old cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Irish cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and at the same time have some fun at the Irish cop’s expense!

The old Irish cop says, “License and registration, please.” The London Lawyer says, “What for?” Irish cop says, “Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” The London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

The old Irish cop says, “Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please” The London Lawyer says, “What’s the difference? Irish cop says, “The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”

London Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”

The old cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.” The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The old cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer's car and says,
“Daeye want me to stop or just slow down?”