Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Irish Confessional : Which Door? (Good One)

Okay take a break from the political crap and laugh - it's therapeutic.

Irish Confession
I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church. 
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.  On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.  On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
When the priest came in, I said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replied, "You moron, you're on my side."

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