Wednesday, March 01, 2023

Mayor ''Pothole Pete'' Says He Is Thinking About You AND Your Problems!!

 ''I'm on the job! It just seems like I'm where the problems are but I don't have to go to some office where the crowds are making no sense or doing anything I believe is worthy of their efforts. The place smells as well of desperation! Uck! I on the other hand I am caring for my twins, and laboring to make a house a home for my family. 

''As so many among our great population are doing as we speak. I firmly believe this is more than enough compensation for not taking part in the day-to-day business of directing the cleanup in Ohio or managing the chaos at our ports. I believe given enough time the problems will all work themselves out.

''So please, allow me some breathing room here to assess the situations around the country and I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my duties here at home. (I must admit we were planned a getaway for a couple of weeks but that has been postponed.) 

''But given all that, I promise to be more then efficient and compliant to the demands of our nation's infrastructure problems as I return to those outside of my personal situations and responsibilities''.

"Is this a crank call? Oh, I get it, this is April 1`st, right?
Wait, your serious?

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