Historical Book Report : The Powerful Are Found Wanting!

A flashback to where those in power are reflective of historical events. They all try and run from these events, but they can't hide!!

A student's world's funniest book report.
(And factual!)

Assignment:
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic and My Life by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Book report:
Titanic : Cost $29.99
Clinton : Cost $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the courtship, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica. (Courtship?)
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of Seamen.
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary, basically the same thing!