Going To Church In Chicago : A Hands On Experience!

 Smile! It works to smooth out the rough edges of the day!

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were to bequest preachers at Jeremiah Wright's Church in Chicago, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. He laid his hands on my shoulder and said, "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said, "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, You will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and I'll be a son-of-a-bitch . . . my damned car was gone.