The White House was in a panic when Joe didn't show up where the hunt ended. They thought wrongly he couldn't get lost as he laid them out the eggs himself. And of course, he was fenced in, but he never showed up in the back yard of the White Houe.
The Secrist Serve went nuts saying this is impossible. We saw him go around the corner of the building then he just disappeared! And worse, this was ''Trans Visibility Day'', not Translucent Day. Here one minute then ''poof' gone the next~!
The mystery was solved though when they found the president hidden in the bushes. He said he thought he saw a rabbit run under there and disappeared. So he said he just had to find out where the rabbit went. But after he got in there his pants got caught on a bush and couldn't move without losing his pants.
''It really was kind of fun as I had to shit so I did take my pants down enough so could lay a log and then get my pants back up! Heh! It was kind of like being out tin woods on an adventure, but I got lost! Hey, who are you guys?''
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| Hiding in the bush, on safari! |
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| Is this possible? Hey bud, this is Joe Biiyden ; The leader of the free world! And you're going to vote for him this November? God help us! |
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