Friday, December 30, 2022

A Ventriloquist In Trouble! : Who Speaks The Truth?

 Which one is the dummy? Everyone has to have their say even before they understand what the discussion is all about, which in turn is the very source of the problem. The mouth is engaged before the brain is in gear.

In many cases it doesn't matter these days, the loudest and biggest mouth wins the day!

The Ventriloquist and the Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. 

''Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts him yelling, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little bastard on your lap."

 

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