Okay - lighten up and laugh - it so easy to poke fun at the Post Office - they have a lot of problems these days, and the biggest one is they are beholden to the government. This means they are screwed.
Guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
"Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says,
"I was in Iraq for one tour."
"Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says,
"I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. To 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m.,
so plan on starting at 10 a.m. Every day."
so plan on starting at 10 a.m. Every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why don't you want me here
until 10 a.m.?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in your coming in for that."
scratching our balls. No point in your coming in for that."
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