Saturday, August 12, 2023

Looking For A Government Job? : Check Out The Post Office!

What exactly is the point in all this?

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.”

 "OK, have you ever been in the military service?” "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour.”

 The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?” The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”

 The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”

 The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

 "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.....!

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