As the nation slides into chaos and conflict, Ol' Joe sleeps on the beach dreaming of a flood of cash coming his way and how he will enjoy it when he leaves office.
''The ride has been wonderful. No responsibilities and a ton of free money coming in. All I had to do is show up and a lot of time I didn't even do that! WOW! What a life!
''After only two and half years on the job, I have used up only 300 days of vacation time and I still have hundreds more to come! What a country we have here! Let the good times roll!''
It's nice to get away for awhile from all of the nonsense of living in the city! |
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