Thursday, August 10, 2023

Hottest Temps Recorded Since The Last Week! : Death Is Near!!!

 It's here again, summer is upon us like a bad habit so make provisions at your  local funeral home to take care of the details of your demise. Time to pivot again just like last week when new temperature experts told us this was the hottest ever, even hotter than last week.

The newest pivot direction is the end is near and so appropriate give more money to find ways to save us from summer heat.

It makes good sense to pivot since the news has come out last week that our president and his last son has been selling off big chucks of America to the Chinese for cash. 

''WOW, look over there at that shinny object in hands of Donald Trump who is a bad person who wants to do us all harm by crushing big government that is stealing our futures, and worse the good people who just want more government to save us all from the heat.

Pay no attentions to any of this, pay close attentions to 
what's going on with the price of ice cream!

The question now is what will be the next pivot when
the news come out Biiyden just sold parts of 
New Jersey to the Ukraine's for $50!!!


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