Interesting discussion on how to grow old or not - Live fast Love hard and Die young seems to be the answer.
Chinese Doctor. It's Priorities!
Q: Doctor, I've heard cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it. Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body & you have fat, your ratio 1 to 1. You have 2 bodies, your ratio 2 to 1, etc.
Q: What are some advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. China philosophy is: No pain, = no pain!
Q: Are fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How getting more vegetable bad for you?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely no! When exercise muscle, it get bigger. Only do sit-up if want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean ! Another vegetable ! Best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me..
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
* * * *
Well...I hope this clears up any misconceptions you have about food & diets.
Remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave, arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up , totally worn out & screaming " WOO-HOO, what a ride !!"
AND.....For those who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition & health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. Japanese eat very little fat & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians drink a lot of red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink lots of beer, eat lots of sausage & fats, & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION : Eat & drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it. Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body & you have fat, your ratio 1 to 1. You have 2 bodies, your ratio 2 to 1, etc.
Q: What are some advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. China philosophy is: No pain, = no pain!
Q: Are fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How getting more vegetable bad for you?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely no! When exercise muscle, it get bigger. Only do sit-up if want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean ! Another vegetable ! Best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me..
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
* * * *
Well...I hope this clears up any misconceptions you have about food & diets.
Remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave, arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up , totally worn out & screaming " WOO-HOO, what a ride !!"
AND.....For those who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition & health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. Japanese eat very little fat & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. Italians drink a lot of red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink lots of beer, eat lots of sausage & fats, & suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION : Eat & drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
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