Saturday, March 24, 2018

Batman Arrasted And Escorted From Gotham For Using Violence to Crime Fight.

The caped crusader ejected from city due to his use of violence.
And then the committee for tolerance, diversity and inclusion for citizens, told well known crime fighter, Mr. Batman, also known as the caped crusader, that he was being arrested for being too aggressive and insensitive to those that have found themselves on the wrong end, side of the law.

The committee chair continued, 'This committee has explained to you in the past on several other occasions that you have treated many individuals too harshly, even though these sad people are just victims of white superminis men, like your self, in our society and can not be tolerated.

How many times have we told you, you were out of line of our by-laws on violence and harsh action against fellow citizens.

And yet you have been accused of doing just that by several individuals that are current in jail for attempting to destroy Gotham's city hall and for that matter large enough to level most of the city, with a huge  semi-truck loaded with a fertilizer boom.

They explained to us upon a through investigation were the victims were formerly incarcerated, the allegation of brute force being used as a matter of routine against individuals, like them they said, that are just trying to make a living outside of the law.

Sadly we have to agree with that summation of the mistreated men of your disregard for sensitivity the feeling and needs others less fortunate. It has become obvious to us that you have not complied with even to the most rudimentary requests of our efforts to reign in your oblivious violent manner when crime fighting.

Therefore we no alternative but suspend our license to crime fight in our city in place of jail time, and because you have continue to crime fight with violence against our wishes not to do so, you therefore are denied access to the city for a period of no less then 1 year but not exceed more then 5 years. This will be determined by your cooperation to cease and desist from crime fighting.

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