Putin Describes Mr Obama as A Pigeon? Say It Ain't So

Here again, no proof that Putin actually said this but it still has a nice ring to it - and I believe it works as well. 

 

 

"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon.  The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game."

   …Vladimir Putin-2013