Okay - take a deep breath and stand tall, shoulders back head held high, it's Monday and the start of a new week, be ready to fight the insanity of our countrymen who have lost their way.
Humor is a good way to stem the tide of the lunatics - when all else fails - take a break and laugh - this one is good.
The MORMON and IRISHMAN
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips. "The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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