Monday, November 12, 2018

The Gate Keeper In Heaven Needs Your Phone : Sorry, It Was Destroyed In The Crash

This notice can now be found in most French churches.

Something that makes good sense. But when you show up in person at the gates and ask to enter the kingdom of God, the gate keeper will ask if you have your phone handy as you will need it verify your identity, and you will have to answer no, it was destroyed in the crash.

What happens next is pure speculation.

Have a good week.



This notice can now be found in French churches.

Translation:   It is possible that on entering this church you may hear the Call of God.

On the other hand, it is not likely that He will contact you by phone.

Thank you for turning off your phone.

If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and talk to Him.

If you would like to see Him, send Him a text while driving.














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