Drink Wine for Good Health : Water - Bearer of Disease?

Here is some good fun to start the day especially with the weekend close. 

Subject: Glass of Wine...Good thoughts!

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,

 Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,

  In beer there is freedom,

  In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials,  scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.  However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t .

VERIFICATION:  BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN  .