Yeah I know this isn't PC but hey, take a break and chill - it's just the back and forth between men and women. It's natural and healthy. So enjoy this little story of the conflict and pleasures of men and women in real world relationships.
Men don't have all the answers nor do the women, but it's the fun of finding out just who will win the high ground.
Enjoy!
Only A Texan Can Make You Feel Like A WomanA plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely.
She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to
die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane
who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then the man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped...
Then, he spoke... 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'
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