Martial Relations Conflict : Children Wise To It (Good Humor)

I have to do it - this is just too good to pass up - and given how much bad news we all will get this week, starting off with some good laughs will grease the ways so the bad news will just slide into the nonsense out- basket.

 

A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes 
home early, sees them, and hides in the bedroom 
closet to watch. Unexpectedly, the woman's husband 
also comes home.. She puts her lover in the closet, 
not realizing that the little boy is already in 
there. 
    The little boy says, "Dark in here."       The man says, "Yes, it is." 
    Boy: "I have a baseball." 
    Man: "That's nice." 
    Boy: "Want to buy it?" 
    Man: "No, thanks.." 
    Boy: "My Dad's outside."       Man: "OK, how much?" 
    Boy: "$250." 
   

 Weeks later, it happens that the boy 
and the lover find themselves in the closet again. 
    Boy: "Dark in here." 
    Man: "Yes, it is.."       Boy: "I have a baseball glove" 
    The lover, remembering the last time,   asks the boy, "How much?" 
    Boy: "$750." 
    Man: "Sold." 
    

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 
"Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game 
of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." 
The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?" 
    The boy says "$1,000."   

The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your 
friends like that...that is way more than those two 
things cost. I'm taking you to church, to 
confession". 

In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in 
to the confessional and  closes the door..   The boy says, "Dark in here." 
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again; 
you're in my closet now."