Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Obama's Second Coming : Can There be More? Humor?

With the second coming of our leader and his followers are still wondering what he will do to enlighten the load of the faithful. To wait on 'the one', no time is lost.

One of those sitting in the front pew of the church of progresseism, proclaimed his arrival to his throne for the second time by screaming and weaving his hands, hoping that 'the one' would come and touch his out stretched hand, but it wasn't to be. Even so, he was left smiling that he was at least able to see the 'great one' as he past by.

How much more is necessary for the end of life itself. All is well. The king is on his throne. All kneel -

(author unknown)
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home
for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and
tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to
get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this
religious country and you would only spend $100?"

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was
buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply
can't take that risk".                                                  
                                           

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