Biiyden Is A Snifter? : No He Just Thought He Smelled Lunch! What Did He Just Say?

Scientists, engineers and language experts have worked for months trying to piece together the needed elements of Biiydens speaking and words choices he uses to describe situations of national interest. This was needed to produce ta decoding mechanism for the general public which most of the time they are struggling to make any sense of what he is saying.

Luckily it has been learned there has been a break threw by experts in England who have cracked the code Joe uses in his daily encounters with the general public. What they used to discover the inner working of Joe Biiyden's word choices and the rhythm he uses while speaking are different than what he uses at home in his basement bunker.

Jill Biiyden was a huge help in describing how she communicates with him on a daily basis while getting him ready to go outside to meet the public. It was these discussions while dressing him and then preparing his breakfast she discovered that making words up that really don't exist, much like when talking to a newborn or a dog, she found he became focused and responded to her questions and direction he will need for the day as leader of the entire free world.

Experts in turn used this approach to manufacture a machine that produces random and illogically words and sentences that made no sense and then the engineers reversed engineered and correlated these corrupted language sounds to produce a workable system by which the average person can use to listen and understand what Joe Biiyden is actually trying to say.

Some are even saying there might be a Nobel Prize for engineering in the works given just how difficult their task was and what they produced from nothing is no less than a miracle of innovation and a supreme intellectual effort. Some are going so far as to compare it to Jonas Salk's vaccine to irradicate polo.

Others are claiming it's even more of an incredible break through comparing it to the putting a man on the moon and the discovery and development of the Oppenheimer's atomic bomb that forced the Japanese to surrender and helped end World War II. 

There is no end to what we can do if we just put the best minds to work on the problem!

This ring has been the focus for months by scientists
and engineers that were dumbfounded by how 
difficult it has been to figure out the process of 
discovering Joe's speech patterns.

The FBI is on the trail of who did this to Joe while 
he was asleep in his mobile basement. The White
House expressed concern that he didn't wake up
while being groomed like this and
that he seems to enjoy his new identity? ''Corn Row Joe!''