What Is Your Political and Life's Affiliation? : This Is A Test!

Is this definitive in it's conclusion? Probably not but still it does identify some regional aspects of how life is lived in different parts of the country!

Are you a Democrat - a Republican - or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: There are alternatives!

Democrat's Answer:

What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack me?
Could we run away?  What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Maybe if I can convince him to talk it out, negotiate some kind of positive outcome for the both of us?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? (And by the way, why haven't knives been outlawed?)

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes to add better lighting, have paint & weed day to clean up the street!  Maybe we could we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such odd behavior?

I need to add this debate in my schedule to have with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing and maybe we need to just start defunding all police departments as I don't see a policeman anywhere near by to help me in this situation!!

''Geeezz! Why can't we all just get along?''

Republican's Answer:  What the F--K!?   BANG!

Southerner's Answer:  Oh yeah!! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG!

Click..... (Sound of one magazine being removed and another magazine being inserted!)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?’

Son:   'I think you waited to long to react!''

Wife:  'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!