I just had to send this along as again, it is Monday and all, so we all are going to need every smile we can get no matter where we get it! I like this one!! It works!
Throw that stupid mask into the trash and smile at everyone you meet, they will think you know stuff they don't!! See! It works!
Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Johnson calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.
Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost
is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The Devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it's a local call.
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