Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Be Careful For What You Wish For! : Couple Celebrating Married 40 Years Get Lucky?

Any of us have the good fortune to be married for 40 years to the same partner is luck enough without having some entity interfere to make things worse by bringing a promise of free stuff!! (Remember, nothing is free, ever!! But for peace of mind and a long well lived life with a great partner, never, ever vote democraaat! Fairies are democraaats promising free stuff!)

PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL WITH YOUR WISHES!!!!!!

40 years of marriage ………..A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet and romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said. “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant your each a wish.” The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary 2 appeared in her hands. 

The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.” The wife, and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!

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