Friday, April 24, 2020

New Senior Complex Rules : "I want A Season's Pass!"

New Senior Complex!

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male quarters to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"  An older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:  "How much for a season pass???"

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