Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Wishes That Can't Be Granted : Living Forever (Humor)


I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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