Saturday, August 22, 2015

Obama At the Gate : George Washington Greets Him First (Humor)

This has been around for awhile but to review our history of our Constitution is a  good thing every now and then, especially now even when humor might not fit the situation as our supreme leader is dedicated to our demise.

And one might wonder how he went there instead of the other way - ?

When Obama Died

When Obama died George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He
slapped him across the face and yelled "How dare you try to destroy
The Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached punched him in the nose and shouted "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why
I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist,
leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.

Obama wept and said "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied

"I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said?"

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