Friday, July 17, 2015

Wife Missing : She Has My Truck!

            Missing Wife " Describe Your Wife" "  
Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband:       My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant:   What is her height?

Husband:   Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:   Weight?

Husband:   Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:   Color of eyes?

Husband:   Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:   Color of hair?

Husband:   Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant:   What was she wearing?

Husband:   Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:   What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:   She went in my truck.

Sergeant:   What kind of truck was it?

Husband:   A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant:       Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.

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