Government Employee Smarter Then the Redneck : Just Humor?

Given the nightmare from our new health care system that is now here, and how the federal employees are getting a pass with taxpayer money to pay for their program, this joke works well to explain how a slight of hand from government will steal the souls of millions, as well as their money,  but leave them smiling at the same time.

A retired Federal Employee and a Redneck happen to go into a pastry shop at the same time.

 

The Redneck whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.  The baker doesn't notice.

 

The Redneck says to the Retired Federal Employee:  "You see how clever we Rednecks are?  You Retired Federal Employees can never beat that!"

 

The Retired Federal Employee says to the Redneck:  "Watch this!  A Retired Federal Employee is always smarter than any Redneck!"

He then says to the baker,  "Give me a cookie and I will show you my famous magic trick!"

 

The baker gives him the cookie, which Retired Federal Employee promptly eats.  He then he says to the baker, "Give me another cookie for my magic trick."  The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him.  He eats that one too. 

 

He then he says: "Give me just one more cookie!"  The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.  The Retired Federal Employee eats this one too.  Now the baker is really pissed off and he yells, "And where the hell is your famous magic trick?"

 

The Retired Federal Employee says:  "Look in his pocket!"