Attorney : Is He Dead Yet? Witness : Why Do You Ask? (Smile Damit!)

This is cool and much needed given the totally insanity of our justice system and the criminals that occupy the seats of power there today!

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?   WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?   WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?   WITNESS: No..

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?  WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?  WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?   WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.