I believe there is an unwritten law that states if you find yourself voting democrat every election no matter the circumstances, it can be determined your in a select group of individual that are infected with the nearly incurable disease know as 'progressive liberalism'.
Individuals with this disease have been know to escape the effects of this calamity, but it might take years of concentrated effort without daily injections of common sense. One of the best ways to get these injections is from the 'Doctor of Democracy', Rush Limbaugh, who will administer the need medicine for free, all you have to do turn on the radio and listen daily for an estimated six weeks.
Now this isn't an absolute cure as the disease of liberalism has been known to have a genetic effect, which mean, if the disease has had a prolonged time period to effect the genes, there is no cure, you are what is known in the medial community as a 'mutant'.
But don't despair, never give up the fight to rid your self of the catastrophic effects of liberalism in your life, keep listening to Rush and the possibility of recovery increases every day. Good luck!
We all wish you the very best of everything in your new life with common sense.
(Author Unknown) but knows a thing or two)
Think about!!! the odds of obama telling the truth are 1 in 17 trillion!!!!
The odds of winning the Florida lottery are 1 in 22,957,480.
The odds of winning the Powerball is 1 in 175,223,510.
The odds of winning Mega Millions is 1 in 258,890,850.
The odds of a disk drive failing in any given month are roughly one in 36.
The odds of two different drives failing in the same month are roughly one
in 36 squared, or 1 in about 1,300. The odds of three drives failing in the
same month is 36 cubed or 1 in 46,656.
The odds of seven different drives failing in the same month (like what
happened at the IRS when they received a letter asking about emails
targeting conservative and pro Israeli groups) is
37 to the 7th power = 1 in 78,664,164,096. (that's over 78 Billion) In other
words, the odds are greater that you will win the Florida Lottery 342 times
than having those seven IRS hard drives crashing in the same month.
And, the odds against a Democrat politician telling the truth are even
higher.
The odds of winning the Florida lottery are 1 in 22,957,480.
The odds of winning the Powerball is 1 in 175,223,510.
The odds of winning Mega Millions is 1 in 258,890,850.
The odds of a disk drive failing in any given month are roughly one in 36.
The odds of two different drives failing in the same month are roughly one
in 36 squared, or 1 in about 1,300. The odds of three drives failing in the
same month is 36 cubed or 1 in 46,656.
The odds of seven different drives failing in the same month (like what
happened at the IRS when they received a letter asking about emails
targeting conservative and pro Israeli groups) is
37 to the 7th power = 1 in 78,664,164,096. (that's over 78 Billion) In other
words, the odds are greater that you will win the Florida Lottery 342 times
than having those seven IRS hard drives crashing in the same month.
And, the odds against a Democrat politician telling the truth are even
higher.
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