IRS Investigates Possible Evidence of Realty : No Stone Unturned (Humor)

This just humor but completely possible investigation from the IRS. Given who the progressives are that infest the IRS, there isn't any scenario that could be unthinkable.

This humorous antidote is how the real world works in the unreal world of progressive socialism and the new logic of liberal democrats. How cool is this. And what we need now is more of this new world, new norm of individual sacrifice to make sure nobody has anything except the faithful democrats that always vote as they are told, of course.

So in November, vote for more democrats to make sure that if there is "even a smidgen" of wealth left in the hands of hard working people, this will make sure that the democrats can steal it, turning it over those that really deserve it and the rest into the coffers of the democrat party

After all, it's really all just about a level playing field, right?

IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS  AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat  Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.  Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS  AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
  
Boat  Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?