Friday, August 01, 2014

Marriage Vows In Heaven : Divorce In Heaven? (Good Humor)

This so on the mark!
 
Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In
Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married.
"Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be  right
back."
 
Six months pass and St. Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."
The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting  for
your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a
possibility that we can be divorced?"
 
To which St. Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up
here -- how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"

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