This is just good humor, but at the same time tells a story about where our government has taken us, and how we have stood by wondering what happened instead of understanding what is going on and doing something to stop it.
And what is the best way to stop the over reach, easy, vote out those that are over reaching. But wait, what happened in November of last year, a majority of voters did just the opposite, they voted for more of the same. Who knew?
(Author Unknown)
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is
panicking and shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
newspaper and places it on the counter. She slowly gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the
restaurant. Reaching the boy the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze
and twist, gently at first, but then ever so firmly! After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last
nickel which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before! It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"
“No,” the woman replied, “I'm with the I.R.S.”
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