And Now a Male Fairy Tale : Is Escape Possible?

You decide! And what about the in-laws coming to live?  So many questions but so few answers!  

                                         A Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time,

A Prince asked a beautiful Princess,  

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after!

 

So... he rode motorcycles

and

dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,

and

he hunted and fished

and
raced cars, and went to titty bars

and

dated ladies half his age

and

he drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan,

and

never heard any bitching.

 

He never paid any child support or alimony,

and

he dated cheerleaders

and 
kept his house and guns,

and

he ate spam, potato chips and beans,

and 
blew enormous farts,

and

he never got cheated on while he was at work.

He had lots of dogs

and all his friends and family thought

he was as cool as hell.

 

He had tons of money in the bank,

and

he left his toilet seat up.

 

   The End