Married People Are Different? : Especially Those Who's Tenure Is Pending!

Husband's call Home!

"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I
was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. 

They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my
head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal
injury. 

However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the
left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."

Wife's Response:  "Who is Paula?"