It's Saturday so relax and enjoy a good laugh to start the day! (Maybe a least a smile?)
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She thought she would send her husband a romantic text message and wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back:
"I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."
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