Ammo IS Scarce : Bartering For Security - Humor

Has it come to this - that our country, under attack from the progressive left to such a degree that  ammo is more important then money? This is just a joke, but who knows, maybe this is looking at the future.

Ammunition Is Getting Scarce
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"