Obama on the funny end of stand up comics - and about time to.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. ---
Jay LenoQ: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. ---
Conan O'BrienQ: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser. ---
Jay LenoQ: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ---
David LettermanQ: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the oceanand it started to sink, who would be saved?A: America! ---
Jimmy FallonQ: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?A: Bo has papers. ---
Jimmy KimmelQ: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --- David Letterman
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