New Gov. Conclusions in Heart Attack research

New Heart attack research foresees future answers as a conclusion, the government reports -

I believe our 'all knowing' government, run by the smartest people in the world, have come up with a possible cure for heart attack and most everything else.

Maybe all those people that think big government is the answer to all of our problems are right? hmmmm - nah!

New Research finds:

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans do.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans do.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans do.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans do.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans do.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills us... but the government is trying to correct the problem.