Al Gore as President on SNL

The only way Al Gore will ever become President of the United States will be in a dream or some staged event. That way we won't have to live in terror that it is all true. It's bad enough that we can imagine what what life would be like if Al Gore were president on 9/11.

To see him on television sitting in the oval office was a shock to my nervous system, to say the least, and to tell the truth, the sight made my blood run cold. A paranoid psychotic Marxist socialist as our president.

(This article is from NewMax)


'President Al Gore' Addresses Nation

The May 13 installment of "Saturday Night Live" kicked off with an address to the nation from "President Al Gore" that was in fact a thinly veiled spoof of the Bush administration.

Appearing in a mock-up of the Oval Office and assuming his customary grave expression, Gore began his address: "Good evening, my fellow Americans. In 2000 when you overwhelmingly made the decision to elect me as your 43rd president, I knew the road ahead would be difficult. We have accomplished so much yet challenges lie ahead."

Then Gore, who stars in the global warming documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth," told the audience:
"In the last six years we have been able to stop global warming. No one could have predicted the negative results of this. Glaciers that once were melting are now on the attack. As you know, these renegade glaciers have already captured parts of upper Michigan and northern Maine, but I assure you: We will not let the glaciers win."

Trying to milk laughs from the recent gasoline price crisis, Gore said:
"Right now, in the 2nd week of May 2006, we are facing perhaps the worst gas crisis in history. We have way too much gasoline. Gas is down to 19 cents a gallon and the oil companies are hurting. I know that I am partly to blame by insisting that cars run on trash.

"I am therefore proposing a federal bailout to our oil companies because - hey, if it were the other way around, you know the oil companies would help us."
He continued: "On a positive note, we worked hard to save welfare, fix Social Security and of course provide the free universal health care we all enjoy today.

"But all this came at a high cost. As I speak, the gigantic national budget surplus is down to a perilously low $11 trillion dollars."

Mocking his notorious comments as vice president when he appeared to take credit for inventing the Internet, Gore said a weather disaster in the U.S. was unlikely "because of the anti-hurricane and tornado machine I was instrumental in helping to develop."

But his administration has also seen some "setbacks," he admitted.

"Unfortunately, the confirmation process for Supreme Court Justice Michael Moore was bitter and divisive. However, I could not be more proud of how the House and Senate pulled together to confirm the nomination of Chief Justice George Clooney."

He added: "Baseball, our national pastime, still lies under the shadow of steroid accusations. But I have faith in baseball commissioner George W. Bush."