Cheney Told the Truth -

Well, the big news is still Dick Cheney. The media has come completely unhinged, again. Maybe this is our big chance to destroy the Vice President, rubbing their hands together in glee - The media was in a feeding frenzy at the White House press conference. The question they wanted to know was why did he try and kill his friend ? -

One answer they came up with was he drunk and just shot him just for the fun of it. Another was he shot him as a warning to "Scooter" Libby that if he says the wrong thing, he would be next.

The one that I like is he was hunting with the foreign minister of Sweden, I believe it was Sweden, a woman, and his wife was hunting about a mile away in a different field. The rumor is he was having an affair with this woman and lost control of his emotions and popped his old buddy that was lurking in the bushes.

How could this be an accident the media asked. Everyone knows that Cheney is a heartless cold blooded killer that was just waiting to make a hit, and what an easy target at that. 78 years old and plum- tuckered from walking around the field all day lugging that cannon that you need to shoot quail - a 28 gauge shot gun. In terms everyone will recognize, the 28 gauge shot gun is similar to someone using a large fly swatter in the kitchen to kill a swap.

Cheney saw his chance when the old fool popped out of the brush in front of him, and nailed him. Whoa - 'got him' he roared as the old boy toppled over in the pucker brush. Laughter all around. Everyone congratulated him for making a good clean shot.

And then he waited twelve hours before reporting it to the press, and when they did it call the local paper and not the big gun in DC - The press knows that Dick is lying about something; just like the war in Iraq and WMD's. Maybe a special prosecutor is the answer. Form a grand jury to attack this monster.

I guess it went something like that, according to the main stream media, but maybe there is another side to the story.

It was an accident. Pure and simple. The local sheriff said today there will not be any charges filed against the Vice President. It's a cover up -

The main stream talking heads were waiting for the old boy to die and speculated on what charges Cheney would get, manslaughter or negligent homicide when the victim died. But alas, twas' all for not - Cheney's friend will be out about in a few days after being in intensive care for the first two days while they treated his wounds, and the last several days for protection from the press. He did suffer a mild heart attack while in the hospital but got a clean bill of health from the hospital yesterday.

One question remains and it is this, "Would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or driving over short bridges with Ted Kennedy"?