This scenario has been around for awhile, but it serves the purpose here to bring back, to highlight the most basis tenant of the human primal instinct, for survival. This has escaped so many among us that they have no DNA for survival. They born without that most important aspect of human nature.
This below has been modified to explain what has transpired in our modern day lives that is dominated by people in our media and politics that believe they are superior in intellect and abilities to persuade, demand others to scum, to be enslaved to a central authority that will be all things to all people.
This is just for fun but still illustrates an important aspect of how the country is divided. Much of this is fact based. Little wonder the next revolution for the soul of America has begun.
Who are You?
So who are you, actually? Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a Deserted street with your wife And two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife Comes around the corner, Locks eyes with you, Screams obscenities, Raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY. Everyone has options. All that is needed is the ability to make the right decision at the right time based primarily on instinct and common sense. Most people are blessed with the DNA that allows them to decide quickly what the right answer is, but many others are left with the vacant assumption that others must take care of them.
Taking responsibility for your own survival isn't necessary when there are so many others that are available that you can demand to do that task. They by instinct, again, believe they are duty bound to help others that are totally incapable of providing for their own survival.
Democrat's Answer:
· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!· Does the man look poor or oppressed?· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?·Could we run away?· What does my wife think?· What about the kids?· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?· What does the law say about this situation?· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?· Should I call 9-1-1?· Why is this street so deserted?· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.· This is all so confusing!
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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