Okay, turn about is fair play - now it her turn -
He said to me. . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him . . . I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said. . . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart!
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