Obama Rhetoric "Just Words" : Decoder Ring Needed

Remember the 'decoder rings' from years back found in cereal boxes - they were used to decode top secrets sent from secret agents. Maybe a lot of you are to young to remember these cool rings, but I remember them and trilled to see how they worked. To my disappointment, they didn't work. Now the 'decoder ring' that arrived in the mail from Obama to decode his rhetoric, again, to my disappointment, doesn't work. GET YOUR RING YET? "I promise 100% transparency in my administration." "I promise NO NEW TAXES on a family making less than $250K a year." "I will allow 5 days of public comment before I sign any bills." "I will remove earmarks for PORK projects before I sign any bill." "I will end Income Tax for seniors making less than $50K a year." "I'll put the Health Care negotiations on CSPAN so everyone can see who is at the table!" "I'll have no lobbyists in my administration." No matter how hard I've tried to figure out the secret to Obama's "Just Words", even using my special decoder ring, the answers remain a secret.