God be with us!!!!
Pastor's wife's letter - How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a Pastor's' wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current Events. It is Brilliant. ~~~~~~~~~~
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people ofThe land called America , having lost their morals, their initiative,And their will to defend their liberties, chose as their SupremeLeader that person known as "The One".He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but Hehypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you.My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego,And my association with evil doers are of no consequence. For IShall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he whoPreceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all heHas built must be destroyed." And the people rejoiced, for evenThough they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised That it was good; and they believed. And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country in the world. Help mechange everything about it!" And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change isgood!"
Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And thePeople said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And the people said, "Show us the money!" And then He said, "Redistributionof wealth is good for everybody" And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal mymoney and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One" ridiculed and tauntedhim, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized. One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom!
Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience andHaving zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radicalterrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit withThem and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; andThey will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!" And thePeople said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat ourWeapons into free cars for the people!"Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." AndOne, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "TheOne" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-catsPay!" And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when youSell your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing marketcollapsed. And He said, "I shall mandate employer- funded health care forEVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every personunlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics." Andthe people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobsOverseas." And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry andElectricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal isDirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that partAbout higher electric rates." So "The One" said, "Not to worry. IfYour rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail youOut. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!"
Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, freeLunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteedHousing..." And the people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made Him King!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costsAnd ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank likeunto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed.Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a meansof support.
Then "The One" said, "I am the "The One" - The Messiah - and I'mHere to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone willHave enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, "WaitA minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You willHave to pay more..." And the people said, "Wait a minute. That isUnfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are these other idioticprograms you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and asecond-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" Butyea verily, it was too late. The people set upon "The One" and spatupon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nationwas no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter orhope. And the change "TheOne" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyedthem and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built. And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,"Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it wastoo late, and their homeland was no more.
You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW !!!
Friday, June 12, 2009
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I think this is a hoax. Google says the letter is purported to have been written. The text is a mess of simple words started with upper case letter, failure to put comma before the quotes. Poor paragraphing. Whomsoever concocted the letter might hate Obama but certainly is inarticulate. Can't find it on Snopes.
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