Obama On Heavens "Lie Clock"

This has to be true as in my memory I can't remember a President boldly and with intent to mislead the nation, lie with such clarity. Maybe the worst part is he knows most people know he is lying and does it anyway as the majority of the voting public don't care that he is lying.

If this wasn't bad enough, a majority of congress, on both sides of the isle, support him in his lies.
How can this happen?

Keep the faith

The Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man.

'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's President OBamas clock?' asked the man. Obamas clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.